1)noun. The book Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini about a Afghan man named Amir who returns to his motherland to rectify a mistake.
2)verb. Means to rape someone/something, specifically anal rape. Refers to the book Kite Runner, in which a 12-year-old boy anal rapes a 10-year-old boy. Personified by quick, rhythmic, grunts.
" Assef knelt behind Hassan, put his hands on Hassan's hips and lifted his bare buttocks. He keptone hand on Hassan's back and undid his own belt buckle with his free hand. He unzipped his jeans. Dropped his underwear. He positioned himself behind Hassan...From just around the corner, I could hear Assef's quick, rhythmic grunts."
2)verb. Means to rape someone/something, specifically anal rape. Refers to the book Kite Runner, in which a 12-year-old boy anal rapes a 10-year-old boy. Personified by quick, rhythmic, grunts.
" Assef knelt behind Hassan, put his hands on Hassan's hips and lifted his bare buttocks. He keptone hand on Hassan's back and undid his own belt buckle with his free hand. He unzipped his jeans. Dropped his underwear. He positioned himself behind Hassan...From just around the corner, I could hear Assef's quick, rhythmic grunts."
1)"Kite Runner is a book about a man named Amir who attempts to correct his wrongs."
2)"Dude, I got Kite Runnered by that insane Enlgish test."
"Did you hear? Joey got Kite Runnered!"
2)"Dude, I got Kite Runnered by that insane Enlgish test."
"Did you hear? Joey got Kite Runnered!"
by Nicholas Lai September 12, 2005
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2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.
Also see 56k.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.
Also see 56k.
Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.
by Kettering Student May 25, 2006
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the wrong phonetic spelling of what should be kitteh or even kittay. unless you meant to pronounce it wrong, you're an idiot if you spell it this way.
kittah: kit - tah (kit-ah)
la or hah share the same pronuciation as ah
kitteh: kit - teh (kit-â)
lay or hey share the same pronuciation as eh
la or hah share the same pronuciation as ah
kitteh: kit - teh (kit-â)
lay or hey share the same pronuciation as eh
by J. McLain August 9, 2007
Get the kittah mug.When you are well equipped/have acquired lots of equipment. Modern adaptions to the word have developed in urban areas where ‘kitty’ is often used in place or alongside kitted. Kitty tends to be used in a more informal environment.
Person A
“All I need is a vertical foreskin and then my Scarl will be fully equipped”
Person B
“I have a spare vertical foreskin I will drop for you”
Person A
“Sweet thanks. Kittyyy”
Person B
“Wow your kitted”
Person C
“Kittyyyyyyy”
“All I need is a vertical foreskin and then my Scarl will be fully equipped”
Person B
“I have a spare vertical foreskin I will drop for you”
Person A
“Sweet thanks. Kittyyy”
Person B
“Wow your kitted”
Person C
“Kittyyyyyyy”
by Jamie Freakston June 5, 2018
Get the Kitted mug.The Japanese phrase you need to know in order to fend off hordes of wapanese fangirls who abuse the Japanese language.It means "just fuck off" in Japanese
by ShinningChaos March 26, 2009
Get the Katte ni shiyagare mug.The feminine equivalent of the internet tough guy. The internet sex kitten is a female message board poster who plays up her sexuality in an attempt in an effort to become popular with the male posters on the forum, and because internet message boards are often populated with lonely nerds, it's usually not long before she has her own following of drooling fanboys. Internet sex kittens will often exhibit any combination of the following behaviors:
- She'll claim to be bisexual and willing to participate in threesomes.
- She'll flirt shamelessly with male posters.
- If she's already in a relationship, she'll claim that her man is completely satisfied with her and that she gives him hot, wild sex all the time.
- Speaks candidly about her blowjob skills, or other sexual techniques.
- Admits that she loves watching porn.
- Posts pictures of herself looking into the camera with a sultry gaze (if the picture is from the neck up, you can bet that she's fat).
Ultimately, the Internet Sex Kitten is a combination of an attention whore and a cock tease. Lonely male forum posters will jump through hoops to win her approval, but it's rare that they'll ever interact with her outside of a message board or chat room.
- She'll claim to be bisexual and willing to participate in threesomes.
- She'll flirt shamelessly with male posters.
- If she's already in a relationship, she'll claim that her man is completely satisfied with her and that she gives him hot, wild sex all the time.
- Speaks candidly about her blowjob skills, or other sexual techniques.
- Admits that she loves watching porn.
- Posts pictures of herself looking into the camera with a sultry gaze (if the picture is from the neck up, you can bet that she's fat).
Ultimately, the Internet Sex Kitten is a combination of an attention whore and a cock tease. Lonely male forum posters will jump through hoops to win her approval, but it's rare that they'll ever interact with her outside of a message board or chat room.
"HottieGirl69 just started a 'favorite sexual fantasy' thread and already her fan club has turned it into a online flirt session. I'm getting sick of HottieGirl69 and all of her Internet Sex Kitten behavior."
by You Can't Kill the Metal January 30, 2008
Get the Internet Sex Kitten mug.6 men put one red head girl in a room. They all fuck her without protection. The redhead becomes pregnant and nine months later a paternity test shows who the actual father is. The father wins a kite.
by tim colgan August 8, 2003
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