Keto Cubes

Ice cubes made from your wifes boyfriends jizz!

In our house we use keto cubes instead of chilled orange slices!!!!

Big Citrus aren't fooling me!!!

by Propheciesforfritzy September 6, 2025

Keto-High

The euphoric effect created by the selective metabolism of fats rather than carbohydrates.

Ok. 48 hour water fast followed by zero carb diet equals equilibrium ketosis; I’ve never been as grounded and physically in control. THIS is the Keto-High. It’s not for the weak, but it’s worth it IF you can get there.

by YAWA September 6, 2025

Kenzo

A mysterious creature believed to emerge only after 3 AM, known for saying “bro trust” before doing something absolutely untrustworthy. Often spotted wearing mismatched socks and acting like he invented fashion. Scientists still debate whether a Kenzo survives on normal food or pure delusion.

David: (3AM) HERE COMES THE MONSTER Kenzo
Kenzo: RAHH IMA EAT YO CHEEKS

by Bigsigmamanguy November 29, 2025

Air Kenpo

Practising Air Kenpo is a form of martial arts and movement in which the artists pretends to perform Kenpo Karate techniques. Techniques while performed on a fall-guy or uki have no contact whatsoever. The "Meaningful Dialogue" principle can not reciprocated with the defenders self defence technique. Usually this form of Kenpo Karate stems from fear of hurting the fall guy. It give the practitioner a false sense of legitimacy of the art and their ability to perform in real life situations. This is not exercising control during exchange of fall guy/practitioner, but merely "going through the motions." It is sometimes beneficial to both the fall-guy/practitioner to experience some contact of hitting and being hit.

You need to start hitting, this is not Air Kenpo

by RobbieStJean March 24, 2013

Emily Kanto

Emily is that one person who is sooo perfect, and sooo skilled, and sooo flawless, that you kind of want to hate them. But you can't help but like them!

Person 1: uggghhh. Emily Kanto won ,AGAIN, she is so good at everything!
Person 2: yeah! I want to hate her, but it's impossible!

by TheRealTruth👩🏽 May 6, 2017

chandler kent

Chandler is a name for a fucking retard. Their normally blonde so their fucking stupid. If u want a man with an average height and having a below average penis that’s him

Chandler Kent is what I look for in a human

by BigDaddyBigBobby May 15, 2018

Patrick Kent is a bitch ass

A person who lets people run over them

Damn you Patrick Kent is a bitch ass

by Iron spidei January 4, 2019