Definitions by Propheciesforfritzy

Keto Cubes

Ice cubes made from your wifes boyfriends jizz!

In our house we use keto cubes instead of chilled orange slices!!!!

Big Citrus aren't fooling me!!!

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Making a bet, lying to get out of the bet and then having a Britney Spears level meltdown when caught lying - all to get out of a bet!

Did you see that guy pulling a Fritzy last night?

What a sausage!

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