Cum on toast, arising out of the combined brain power of Welsh & Texan perversion. Bread sales went up 20% after the idea spread around.
by T3XASTOAST November 7, 2007
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Get the keenest mug.A gorgeous blonde, blue eyed girl who everybody loves and she can take ur man if she wants to she’s also a mega one direction Stan ‼️
She is fabulous and the most funniest person ever (even funnier than Russel Howard).
She is also very successful so u should add her on Tiktok - keeleygrace.xox
She is fabulous and the most funniest person ever (even funnier than Russel Howard).
She is also very successful so u should add her on Tiktok - keeleygrace.xox
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Get the Peace Keeper mug.Rather large, moody African American women, in the city of Atlanta, that are in charge of, or in the way during, everything that you must do in a given day. The gate keeper being pissed at the world for what ever reason make it unbearable and almost impossible to complete the various task(s) at hand in a given day.
I was going to go to the bank but the gate keeper closed the line I was in, when it was my turn, so she go on a cigarette break.
I was going to buy 1 banana from the store when a gate keeper cut me off with 8 kids and two kart loads of groceries.
I just got out of traffic court and the gate keeper won't let me give her my f*cking money to pay my ticket. She wants me to go to jail!!!
I was going to buy 1 banana from the store when a gate keeper cut me off with 8 kids and two kart loads of groceries.
I just got out of traffic court and the gate keeper won't let me give her my f*cking money to pay my ticket. She wants me to go to jail!!!
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Get the twat keeper mug.An individual that is obessessed with homework yet still finds time to party it up and party they do.
It's a Friday night and Jaymie is drunk, but the party is dying down so they pull out their homework. Therefore Jaymie is a keener.
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"I was studying for fun earlier let's get plastered now!" < that would be a keener talking or Jaymie
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"You're a keener" or "What a keener" (refering to jaymie or taylor)
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"WTH Taylor is on the principals list but got so drunk that her hangover resulted in taking half an hour to walk a block and sitting in 5 different puddles along the way" TAYLOR WOULD BE A KEENER.
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"I was studying for fun earlier let's get plastered now!" < that would be a keener talking or Jaymie
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"You're a keener" or "What a keener" (refering to jaymie or taylor)
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"WTH Taylor is on the principals list but got so drunk that her hangover resulted in taking half an hour to walk a block and sitting in 5 different puddles along the way" TAYLOR WOULD BE A KEENER.
by Gemini Dorian March 27, 2007
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