Jennings

Not the smartest person in the world. Missing some fries from his happy meal.

Guy 1: What's that guys jingle?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! Jennings is a reeetardd!

by Joeeeee Mamaaaa123321 April 16, 2022

Jerking Off

The Action of brett doing business

“Stop jerking off right now brett!”

by Dinkleberry69420 June 24, 2022

Jerking the stick

A slang term used for shifting a car with an automatic or manual transmission.

I was jerking the stick later in my brand new minivan.

by Sfam July 6, 2022

jenning

being wrong about language and sources

I used UD as an etymological source, really jenning today

by aaaasdfffgg September 23, 2022

Jerking Off June

Jerking Off June: To jerk off as much as you can during June

Person 1: "I don't want to jerk off"
Person 2: "But its Jerking Off June"
Person 1: "FUCK"

by zSynergy October 12, 2022

Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.

Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”

by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022

Jenkins Money

One who has so much money they could crush you with their ATM receipt but pretends to be broke. Also known as a Big Baller or The Hammer.

Man I would love to buy that new truck but I don't have that Jenkins money.

by Sir Shady McShade February 28, 2023