your face is

Second of a logical progression of traded insults that can be applied to any statement, providing the other person plays along. Can be used when another person tries to turn an offhand statement back on you. Providing you are the one to make this statement, your victory is guaranteed.

Upon stating that something is (adjective) and having another person turn this back on you by stating that YOU are (adjective), you will respond that their face is (adjective). They will try to counter that your mother is (adjective), but upon stating that their mother is a whore, you will win, because nothing beats that.

Your opponent might predict where this is going early on and try to break order, but this just shows them to be a fucking douche.

Originates from a strip in the Gigaville webcomic.

A: That's fucking stupid.
B: You're stupid.
A: Your face is stupid.
B: Your mom's stupid.
A: Your mom's a whore.
B: Oh yeah, well... shit.

by shitty car November 22, 2007

Face a blunt

to smoke a whole blunt by yourself

"Rich Homie came through on the loud last night and let me face a blunt"

by Joey Rockefeller November 18, 2014

baby faced

Having a youthful-looking face.

That young man is baby faced.

by -Bren July 17, 2007

Baguettes in the face

N. Another phrase for diamond grills commonly used in rap songs.

Ex: Don’t ask me the time, I got baguettes in the face (bling)

by Sugaaadaddii69 July 3, 2019

big faces

meaning bills like $20,$50,$100 because
of tha big faces

ay homie we got to be makin them big faces

by shadow January 26, 2004

serving face

posing intensely in a photograph. Particularly working your face.
Commonly said by drag queens

"Yes girl! She was serving face!"

by muffin shoppe December 9, 2007

Mustard Face

someone who is clearly pissed off, shitty and in a mood and it blatantly shows. They have a face like they have eaten a spoon full of mustard

"check out the mustard face on her, she is not happy about that!"

by half baked Jake April 2, 2010