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internet bad ass

A nerd who plays online games and acts tough. If you piss him off he will probably say he could take you in real life and ask for your address incase he wins the lottery in which case he'll have to make room for alot of ass beatings.
Ted: WOW DUDE I PWNZORD YOU LET ME GET YOR ADDRESS SO I CAN PWN YOU IN RL!
Bill: shut the fuck up nerd boy
by Oz March 11, 2005
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internet hide and seek

when you cant get wireless internet in your current position, and you have to move around in different places to find a connection. the internet is a sneaky little bastard dont let it fool you.
Garret: "God damnit i cant get internet."

Alex: "Go look for it."

Garret: "I dont feel like playing internet hide and seek."
by garsgro November 20, 2010
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Internet Pussy

Children that try to act tough on the internet
That Gunner Kid Is A Real Internet Pussy.
by Anomalee October 24, 2008
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Internet moderator

Moderator of internet forums, usually sad, lonely and ginger. Likes to cause arguements and think they are really really good by being smart on the internet. Unaware that most people don't actually give a shit. See internet nerd and sad cunt.
Jeff: Bit of polish sir?

forum user: Er, no thanks.

Jeff: But you said before that you want a bit of polish, look here in this forum page I saved off you 29 years ago.

forum user: And?

Jeff: Ahahahaha, I own you.

forum user: Yes, indeed you do. Quite!

Jeff: I can twist your words and strike fear into any man on de net.

forum user: Jesus Christ. Get a life you sad cunt.

Jeff: Hahahahaha OWNED! I are internet moderator.

forum user: Righto, enough of this sad plonker. Moff to the bar.

Jeff: Hahahahahha think twice.

Hacked person: Yeah yeah, carry on you fruit cake.
by Snake breeder December 21, 2010
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internet explorer

A great program that lets you download viruses.

It also serves as a program to download firefox which is way better than internet explorer.

internet explorer is just really bad.

see also shit.
Bob: w00t, I’m downloading 500+ viruses a minute on internet explorer!

Jeff: Lololllolololllololollolz0rz! Inronetz explo0dr is liek fukin', shit. lolololollolololo!!!!!!1!!1!11111!!11! XD
by Is this name used? August 6, 2006
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internet communist

A person who read the first paragraph on communism in Wikipedia and thought it sounded really cool. Usually middle-class, teenaged, high in acne, listens to soviet march music on YouTube and then goes down into the comment section to type "Workers of the world, unite!". Doesn't actually really know anything about communism.
Oh god, it's another internet communist.
by A Dickey? September 27, 2017
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internet explorer

when i look up porn on IE my comp crashes, when i look up porn on mozilla firefox my penis gets heavier.
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