Store

The place your mom forgets you every time.

Why are you late?
Mom forgot me at the store

by TotallyNotAmerican October 11, 2019

storing it for winter

When a girl has absolutely no gag reflex and deepthroats your cock for extended periods of time.

If she is feeling spicy, she might be able to put your scrotum in her mouth at the same time.

Guy 1: Man, I got head from my girl last night.
Guy 2: Oh shit man, how was it?
Guy 1: Let's just say, she was storing it for winter.
Guy 2: GOD DAMN!

by dr. finesse January 8, 2020

gross-ry store

The place we are all most likely to catch the Corona Virus.

During this quarantine, I’ve been pretty good at social distancing, but soon I’ll have to go to the Gross-ry store to get more supplies.

by JuniperLoon March 24, 2020

o store nikolaj ø

Big mighty ruler, never fuck with this guy, he will fuck you up.

Now I warned you

"Oh god its o store nikolaj ø, get down and pray to him before he slaughters all of us!!"

by You monkey sus November 11, 2020

stank store

a store ran by a military bastard that is expected to clean everything by himself as community service.

"I dont want to work at a stank store these people might be on drugs"

by Avery Williams October 14, 2017

google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.

HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017

Do-It-Yourself Store

It means a hardware store.

I went to the do-it-yourself store and I bought a pair of shears.

by nissart3011 November 18, 2017