I Love You

Something people say and then pretend they didn't

Him:I Love you
Her:I Love You More
2 months after they broke up

Her Friend: Didn't he say he loved you
Her: yea
Him: ew no i would never

I Love You by 0o0 mOmMy February 23, 2022

I Love U 

Ya no. I don't love anyone but himmmmmm and Olivia will never know!!!!

Me: I love u boii
Olivia: Oh dear
Me (thinking): Olivia this secret's pissing you off lol

I Love U by I_am_Zoey April 27, 2022

I love life

An exaggerated sarcastic remark often used when something doesn’t go the way you want it to go. Often used in MMO RPG video games.

Player 1: “I’m going to fish really fast before I go and fight the CEO.”

Player 2: “I love life.”

I love life by tacosokayyy September 22, 2023

i love you

When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.

Some idiot: I love you
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.

i love you by You don't need to know my name. March 13, 2005

I LOVE SPELLING....

TEACHER: GIVE ME YOUR 3 FAVORITES STATE

STUDENT:TENNESSEE,MISSISSIPPI AND PENNSYLVANIA,

TEACHER:SPELL IT FOR ME?

STUDENT:I THINK I DON'T LIKE THEM ANYMORE, I CHANGED MY BRAIN!!....I LOVE OHIO, IOWA AND MAIN..........

I LOVE SCHOOL, SPELLING IS MY FAVORITES SUBJECT.....I LOVE SPELLING........"

I LOVE SPELLING.... by TAKAIRA ASIANRIKA September 1, 2011

I love you too 

I fucking hate you. You piece of shit. A blatant lie told to someone who desperately wants you not to hate them but refuses to do anything.

There's nothing I can do.

No you just don't want to come out say it because you don't want me to hate you.

But I love you.

I love you too

I love you too by Hym Iam January 12, 2022

I love lamps 

An undeniable attraction to a device that generates light.

Person 1 : "Dude guess what!"
Person 2 : "What?"
Person 1 : I love lamps

I love lamps by Sophie/Antonia March 13, 2010