Hector

hector stinks and hes a big black gorilla and likes kissing men named alex and eats kfc

and hector sucks at spelling

by hector is a kfc licking gorila October 8, 2022

Hector

The most hilarious man you will ever meet. If you have a Hector in your life, hold him close. He is unique; like his name, and is a timid, shy, and sensitive guy. He would rather stay home and read a book by the fire than clubbing. Yes, he is a little scruffy, but he is one of a kind.

I regret dumping Hector for Brad. Yes, Brad is hot, but Hector is very kind.

by sophie420 October 30, 2022

Hector

man's got 5 bitches in the span of 2 years, fuck it i got 0, dylan got -1
W RIZZ

bro Hector, your so good with rizz

by auzwuh December 14, 2022

hectamalectik

When something is so awesome. Amazing or divine, it's hectamalectik

That festival was hectamalectik

by LaylaLynx January 2, 2023

Hectos honeyboo

A way to describe a situation or person that combines a chaotic energy with a simultaneous bittersweet feeling or sensation. Basically it’s like meeting your mate for a beer only to see them suddenly strip naked rub bread on their nipples and dive deep into the k-hole.

Me : what are you doing with those cupcakes !? Are they in your … !?

Them: I’m feeling a lil hectos honeyboo

by Alexandra t and Connor January 3, 2023

hectemelectic

When you are in a situation thats gone completely out of control and you feel like your going to loose your mind and your body vibrates like you’ve been electrocuted

That woman drives me hectemelectic

by Dr Dragon January 9, 2023

Hector

Hector is a fucking man whore. He will manipulate you saying that he'll never leave, but just dump you in two weeks for no apparent reason. Goes through girlfriends like crazy. Small dick energy. Will give you mono. Mostly Puerto Rican. Stay far the fuck away from a Hector.

Girl 1: Bro that guy over there is so fine.
Girl 2: Oh that's Hector, stay far the fuck away from that man whore.

by thatonegirlwhosalwaysright January 13, 2023