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Hamster dildo

Its a hamster and a dildo put together.

It makes the hamster dildo. New invention
by Kinnythedildo September 26, 2017
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Shazam the hamster

The best Hamster that ever did live. He was fast as fuck and a loyal little guy. Overall the best Hamster in the whole wide world.
Person one: I love my Shazam the Hamster he really was the best
by xXHamsterLover69420Xx December 20, 2023
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Hamster Overdrive

Electrocuting a hamster while it is inserted up your vagina.
I love to initiate hamster overdrive during the weekends!
by squinto August 10, 2024
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Thirsty Hamster

Or Sunroofing/Hamster Sunroof

When a penis is put down through a sunroof and is given a blowjob.
Sarah got really thirsty after her date with John and asked him to give her a Thirsty Hamster in his Kia Soul
by JayPear69 February 20, 2024
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saucy hamster

When a man shaces off his pubic hair and shapes it into a hamster then injects his seemen into and a girl eats it
Baby that saucy hamster last night was delicious
by xXDwBXxD May 13, 2011
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A Hamster

A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.

You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).
"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."
by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022
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Thirsty hamster

1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof

2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster
Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.
by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024
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