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Greasy Handrail

An engorged, throbbing cock that has been slickered up with vaseline, KY, or other lubricant.
Jane was horned up and wanted a good pounding so she got the jar of bacon grease and grabbed her boyfriend's cock and gave him a Greasy Handrail. He pounded her for the next two hours.
by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009
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Greased

To be greased means to be killed. Originally it meant to be killed by multiple bullet wounds from a weapon fired on full automatic but gradually its use extended, particularly during the Vietnam War, until it was used to describe any death caused by enemy action.

The expression originated from American troops of the Second World War who were armed with the M3 submachine gun. Since the M3's nickname was 'grease gun', supposedly from its resemblance to the mechanics tool, enemy troops killed by the M3 were soon referred to as having been greased.
Had some luck out in the boonies today!
How's that?
Nine of Uncle Ho's finest goofin' off in a waterhole, twelve M16s greased their asses real good!
Number One!
by Croatalin November 19, 2013
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The Great Gatsby

One of the greatest pieces of literature of all time. A timeless classic that tells the story of a man, James Gatz, who has an undying dream, a desire for a love that he will never have. Written by F. Scott Fitzgerald, this book is said to be a parallel of his life.
"Gatsby believed in the green light. The orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but it's no matter. For tomorrow we will run faster, reach our arms out farther. Then on one fine day, so we beat on, boats against the current, we are borne back into the past"- A closing line in the masterpiece novel, The Great Gatsby.
by Matt April 25, 2005
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that's great

Inherently sarcastic comment, indicating that the person you are responding to should stop speaking.

(early 80s, Northern California)

Synonym: Voot!
A: Well, you know I feel very strongly about how the...

B: that's great.
by Squid Faced Tony December 3, 2004
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great googly moogly

Utterance of great surprise. Common in blues songs, made more popular by Frank Zappa in the song "Nanook Rubs It" from Apostrophe in 1974.
This chrome plated megaphone is $40.00?
Great Googly Moogly!
by MasterOod March 2, 2005
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Greatester

Told you....
Me: Greater
Someone Else: Greatest
Me: Greatester!
by toadrat9 January 17, 2009
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Great Wakering

The frantic search for something to read on the toilet when you're about to go.
I desperately had to go to the bathroom, but the Great Wakering set in and I had to hold it while I looked for a book.
by MrBlonde267 June 1, 2009
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