Greasy Moustache

The art of getting ones face moistened by the potato juices lactated from a lady-kebab.

"What did you get up to this weekend. Did you see Jane?" "Sure did, got myself a Greasy Moustache."

by AngryBradley May 17, 2013

greasy weasy

A greasy weasy is when someone has let out a wet fart and smells REALLY bad.

Ugh, Dave just let out a greasy weasy! Gross!

by Runescape sword February 1, 2016

greasy beaver

When a woman works out all day and doesn't shower or change her clothes. The morning cheese in her private areas would be described as a greasy beaver.

Dude, we worked out all day yesterday and she didn't shower. You know she's got a greasy beaver. workout,vagina,dirty,shower

by JaydedUnicorn May 28, 2016

Greasy laurence

When you put a condom over yourself held on with pins, creating a vacuum holding all the fluids over a month and building pressure to allow for ultimate sloppy head

I’m getting ready to let that girl have a greasy laurence

by Jesuschristourlordandsaviour12 November 23, 2020

Greasy Night

You've had anal sex and end up with a lot of shit on your penis, you have had a greasy night.

Brain: I heard you had a one night stand last night.
Chad: Yeah, but she was a proper minger, ended up having a greasy night!
Brain: That's fucking gross!

by UD Editor May 7, 2022

GBFD-Greasy Butt for Days

When walking it feels like your cheeks are slipping and sliding against each other.

Not necessarily due to sharting or greasy food.

While walking, Adam feels like he has GBFD-greasy butt for days because his back side feels like a slip and side due to the matter between his butt cheeks.

by BigBiscuitsbump March 26, 2016

greasy pork chop

An adjective used to describe a haggard or uncleansly-looking person. Also used to describe a person's hair.

Cally O'Mally looked like a greasy pork chop in last week's episode of "Grey's Anatomy".

Eww, that chick looks like she brushed her hair with a greasy pork chop.

by Anonym. December 26, 2008