A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.
“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”
by MrHornywetsoco December 23, 2020
An innuendo used to describe the T H I C C posterior of the mother of your own mother/father. More specifically, when it is old and smells peculiar like an old cheese wheel.
"I was having a pretty shit weekend, luckily I got a bit of Grandma's cheese wheel which made things more bearable."
by Jebby <3 September 24, 2017
(N). you know your a grandma doo doo when
1. you wear full wig weaves with streaks (doesn't matter what color)
2. you wear your house shoes around in public!!
3.you wear clip on earrings so your stretched out holes don't show
4. wear costume jewlery
5.long toenails crusted chipped toe polish
6.never shave your legs anymore
7.raised a doo mama or daddy
8.wear silk nightgowns as a regular shirt
9.lives as a full time sitter for the bay bay kids while your daughter lacrenshaw works that pole at night
10.always wearing a Bluetooth
1. you wear full wig weaves with streaks (doesn't matter what color)
2. you wear your house shoes around in public!!
3.you wear clip on earrings so your stretched out holes don't show
4. wear costume jewlery
5.long toenails crusted chipped toe polish
6.never shave your legs anymore
7.raised a doo mama or daddy
8.wear silk nightgowns as a regular shirt
9.lives as a full time sitter for the bay bay kids while your daughter lacrenshaw works that pole at night
10.always wearing a Bluetooth
laquaanda:AYY (yelling from 3blocks around the corner) DASHAWN!! you better get your black ass over here before I beat you with my house shoe!
Terrance: damn YOU HEAR that Jermaine that's a true doo doo grandma
Terrance: damn YOU HEAR that Jermaine that's a true doo doo grandma
by Lolizzel June 22, 2010
by sarcasticbitch23 November 11, 2010
Matt: The hottub was hot, she was ready, how could I say no? You know what I'm trying to say?
Adrianna: Yes I do, I'm definitely smellin' your grandma on that one.
Adrianna: Yes I do, I'm definitely smellin' your grandma on that one.
by M-Diddy February 02, 2004
Bob asked me to go visit grandma.
I said OH YES.
Let's just say, we are always going to visit grandma.(;
I said OH YES.
Let's just say, we are always going to visit grandma.(;
by taysayshey April 16, 2011
Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday."
Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"
Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."
Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"
Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."
by anonymous ass March 26, 2003