goober kisser

Someone who kisses the tip of a cock
That guy looks like such a goober kisser
by FitsMagee June 20, 2022
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Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob
I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.
by Keegan09 April 03, 2018
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Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.
Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.
by heepee May 25, 2008
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goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers
by jA_mes July 08, 2011
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Goober realm

Ah yes the goober realm a mysterious and fantastic land that is inhabited by a friendly and fun loving species of sentient goobers. It is a realm full of adventure, filled with wonders both natural and magical. The scenery ranges from verdant forests and rolling hills to the most stunning beaches and majestic mountains. There are also many unique and fascinating creatures to be found in the Goober Realm, ranging from harmless woodland creatures to fierce and dangerous beasts. This is a world that is sure to delight and captivate anyone who sets foot in it
by Goober61 August 07, 2023
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goober game

goober game is a when someone most commonly described a a "dork" pulls girls mainly because he isnt an dick or because he is a dork.
Scott pilgrim has goober game.
by V1NC3NT! December 09, 2023
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