a licentious man resembling an elf (derived from the words fay, meaning resembling an elf, and goat, a man lacking legal or moral restraints)
by RobertOldhead March 21, 2007
otherwise known as the "male camel toe". large protuding bulge in ones pants because his panis is crammed in them becasue they are too tight.
by Justin Roberts June 15, 2007
by Sasha Smith July 04, 2011
getting so mad that you are to the point of physically hurting a goat. So frustrated that you would hurt a living creature.
by TheRealPandaSwag November 05, 2010
One that is so wasted they have lost all sense of balance, self control and manors. This person no choice but to act like a complete ass hole. Someone that gets so drunk they piss themselves before falling through your coffee table and then puke on your couch. If a male, the goat loader lives with his parents for his entire life cycle. His parents will have caught him naked with dick in hand passed out on their couch watching paperview porn and on a bad night he will have a dried up load on his shirt or worse his chin.
Jim was such a goat loader last night, not only did he fuck my fat sister but he also shit in my refrigerator.
by CrazzyEddie2010 December 18, 2010
Any messy or sticky situation in which one is involved that is keeping him or her from executing their normal duties
by Chefbeezy March 12, 2015
an escape goat is a sheep that is the hardest to catch and shag, the letters goat actually standing for "greatest of all time" referring to it's rare and incredible escape from the clutches of the expert sheep catching/shagging welsh.
by Dalton Crusty November 29, 2021