White, oval shaped glasses that rich white kids wear when their drunk and are trying to act like they are hot shit.
by Clout4dayzz July 16, 2018
Get the Clout goggles mug.by Jane Kim July 8, 2005
Get the goguma mug.Wonk A: Incredible! By the time I read that email thread about the TPS reports, Jane in Marketing and Brad in Finance had fixed the problem... I didn't have to do a thing!
Wonk B: Goggin's Law works in mysterious ways, my friend.
Wonk B: Goggin's Law works in mysterious ways, my friend.
by burnt sox May 16, 2010
Get the Goggin's Law mug.Phenomenon in which one's long Hiking trip in the wild makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful;
When traversing from place to place via the extensive network of backpackin trails, One becomes preoccupied with the lack of "beautiful people" available for viewing pleasure.
Once resurfacing into society, said hikers standards for sex are extremely lower than they were prior to the adventure
When traversing from place to place via the extensive network of backpackin trails, One becomes preoccupied with the lack of "beautiful people" available for viewing pleasure.
Once resurfacing into society, said hikers standards for sex are extremely lower than they were prior to the adventure
Damn Bro, that babe is smokin hot! Awww wait, she has 2 teeth! I must be rockin some gnarly Trail Goggles!
by Chris Arace August 14, 2006
Get the Trail Goggles mug.Somewhat similar to "Beer Goggles", a common ailment in which one's over consumption of alcohol makes it appear as if said victim's bank account is several times larger than reality. Victim is prone to suicide and/or vehicular reposession/eviction shortly thereafter.
"No way Scott - you aren't paying for all of us... take your Bank Goggles off."
"Oh, bullshit!", he yelled as he picked himself up off the bar floor. "Let me pick up the tab - we've had bottle service for 9 hours, so I can't really do the math right now. Hell, it's only $3800, who cares! Pfffft. Bag Nozzles! Whatever."
"Oh, bullshit!", he yelled as he picked himself up off the bar floor. "Let me pick up the tab - we've had bottle service for 9 hours, so I can't really do the math right now. Hell, it's only $3800, who cares! Pfffft. Bag Nozzles! Whatever."
by FlashGibby March 10, 2009
Get the Bank Goggles mug.Dude, stop raggin on me for hooking up with that girl last night. You know I was totally beer-goggled.
by WaywardMind March 3, 2011
Get the beer-goggled mug.Similar to beer goggles, pedo goggles refers to the moment you see a boy/girl who you find attractive to then find out that he/she is under the legal age. User can remove pedo goggles to find out how young the guy/girl really is.
Friend 1: Damn that girl over there is fineeeeee
Friend 2: Dude, take off those pedo goggles and see what you're looking at.
Friend 2: Dude, take off those pedo goggles and see what you're looking at.
by manziman777 September 11, 2011
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