Nomar Garciaparra

Redsox Short Stop. He has been on the team for the past 8 years, and is said this will become his last. He is one of the best hitters on the team and loads the team with energy

Without Nomar, The Sox wont do win a World Series

by nick July 24, 2004

blind gardian

A misspelling of Blind Guardian, a power metal band from Germany. Only n00bs spell Blind Guardian like this.

omg i r got blind gardian albim frm rekord stor 2day

by JakeTheRipper June 3, 2006

Cesario Garcia, Jr.

A very sexy human male. Very attractive and real thirsty for the female! A guy who is not to be messed around with. Many people see him as a love guru, and others a an enemy.

Last night, Cesario Garcia, Jr. banged me up so effin good!

by Famouz08 February 27, 2009

GarfieldEATS

The greatest restaurant of all time, located in Toronto.

Person 1: hey I’m craving a garficcino, wanna head to GarfieldEATS?
Person 2: hell yeah, let’s get going

by ctrlaltdeletemyexistence August 16, 2019

Garfield Lasagna

When you bake a steaming hot pan of Lasagna and fuck your cat while eating the whole thing

Jon: It's Monday Garfield! Time for your Garfield Lasagna!

Garfield: This is why I hate Mondays

by BoppinaHooker69 May 13, 2022

gardita

Acronym for "getting a raw dog in the a$$". Basically means getting screwed by the boss.

I can't go out tonight, I got garditaed at work today and need to stay late.

by choadtacular1 May 19, 2010

mario garcia

The most loving person any one could imagine. He is a hard worker and if he fails he gets back up and keeps on going.

Mario Garcia is perfect.

by Mario Garcia September 14, 2017