Mud gloves

Protective equipment required when delivering your mud luggage.

Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”

by Andos Hastos January 14, 2022

glove

stuff that glove

glove

by Wow, man is cool December 20, 2021

Gloving

When a person leaves gloves in a shopping mall and a stranger picks one up. The person will then come out and performing the sexual act of gloving, rubbing the person out.

Mate screw the gloryhole try out gloving

by Thecumslinger May 26, 2022

burger glove

Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.

“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”

Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.

by W.L. Sinclair 3rd December 30, 2020

scouse gloves

To pull your sleeves down over your hands

Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

nine in the glove

'Nine in the glove' refers to having a 9mm handgun in your car's glovebox.

"You strapped?"

"Yeah, I got that nine in the glove."

by Thatguywithaleg February 13, 2021

Eskimo glove

A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers

When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet

by Maugli the great March 14, 2021