glandular fever

A really fucking bad cold

Jack has glandular fever. Due to this, Jack has coughed up nearly all of his bodily organs

by 100timesmoreaccurate January 2, 2016

Gander

Someone from or living in the state of Michigan.

Gander Pride

by Gander Country 18 April 27, 2009

gandalf

The sexy old man of LOTR. although hes completely gay, he doesn't go for his co-worker, and also gay elijah wood. (elijah's with sam!!)

Gandalf is the fucking coolest old man ive ever seen.

by duxchic17 May 16, 2004

Gandalf Parker

An ancient internet netizen who apparently was on the Net even before it became the Internet. He does have some netcred being sufficiently googable with tens of thousands of hits going back to the beginning of Epoch Time January 1, 1970. An ex Net Admin that is now just a Weeble Wobble White-hat Net-Junkie spending his e-life trying to hook a telecommute NetCop job.

If you google "Gandalf Parker" (with quotes) you discover that you actually DO have a life.

by AAGP February 3, 2010

gandhi

A slang term for Indian.

That guy is hella Gandhi, he even smells like it too.

by the dogs June 4, 2005

Gandhi-Slapping

It is basically Happy-Slapping but the culprits batter and film a victim whilst wearing bald caps and nappies shouting Gandhi!!! A rare occasion but never not hilarious.

I'm so fucked up after last night. I was Gandhi-Slapped and they took my Wallet.

Today children, we are going to learn how to Gandhi-Slap and then go out and kick the shit out of some cunts.

I got really drunk night and then took my mum Gandhi-Slapping.

by Gandhi2010 January 26, 2010

Gandini

A very fat wizard

Look at her, what a gandini.

by M1Y1L1E1S1 May 25, 2020