turd-flop

hairstyle in which all of the hair on the head is gathered in a ponytail, folded in half to make a pseudo-bun, and tied with a hair band.

Your hair is going to get stuck in the roller coaster, put it in a turd-flop.

by dennierich July 22, 2011

Twat Flop

- Regarding female arousal; a person who causes sex drive and arousal to diminish in an instant.
- A boner killer for women.

"So I was totally about to hook up with Mike last night, until he took his pants off. Total twat flop."

by vulgaroblivion March 6, 2015

Wet Flip Flop

A shoe that has been jizzed in without the owners knowledge and the owner proceeds to walk around in the shoe.

As a prank the Dave gave Alex a wet flip flop that he walked in for the rest of the day

by wolf pack party September 12, 2010

Don't float your own boat

Someone who gives themselves a compliment, often cocky.

Eric: "I am the best at hockey"
Ann: "Don't float your own boat"

by amkooks March 19, 2012

Chilean flip-flop

The act of shoving one’s penis through an empanada into a woman’s asshole while simultaneously slapping her ass cheeks with a sandal that has been dipped in empanada sauce.

Damn, did you hear how Papa Fuego hit that signorina with an old fashioned Chilean flip-flop

by Brain Earmuffs May 20, 2020

flop

When someone bails on you at the last minute.

"I can't believe she flopped on me."

by J.C September 2, 2005

floatation

Floatation is a state of ecstasy achieved by skiers and snowboarders in powder snow conditions.

My skis give me killer floatation in the waist deep.

by The Snow Prophet May 18, 2010