Daks (Filipino)

It is a Filipino term used to associate with a larger penis or dick even if it is not in erect mode. It is also used to refer to a person with an average-sized dick. It is originated from the Bisaya word "Dako" meaning 'big' or 'large'.

The opposite of Daks is "JUTS"
-a smaller dick even if it is in erect mode. Originated from a Bisaya word "Dyutay" meaning small.

Bai, ang akong amigo kay nakit-an nako nga nag dula sa kinatawo. Daks baya siya.
English: Bro, I have seen my friend doing a masturbate, he is daks indeed.

Daks (Filipino)

by JacobLovesMe January 21, 2021

Filthy Jesus

A sex fetish that involves one participant to be tied up on a crucifix to resemble Jesus Christ. After this is done, multiple partners defficate and urinate on this person.

I'm really in the mood to do a Filthy Jesus tonight, let's call kevin.

by Iplaymallets January 14, 2009

round file

verb. The relatively simple action of tossing useless documents or other papers you don't care about into the trash bin (usually round in shape). The lowest priority of filing systems...yet amazingly effective.

noun. The garbage can

"Your jury summons came in the mail, I round filed it for you."
"Thanks for saving me the time."

"After the end of the semester, I took all my papers and put them in the round file. They were taken care of accordingly."

by CollegeDude June 16, 2006

Filthy Cosmonaut

Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.

Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.

Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.

Lisa: USA! USA!

by $ad-Lo April 16, 2011

Filly Fooler

Commonly used in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfictions. A Filly Fooler is a pony that is attracted to the same gender.

In FlutterDash shippings Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are depicted as Filly Foolers

by EpicDash377 March 2, 2015

Fillion

A unit of counting that equals one hundred trillion million billion gillion.

John had worked hard his whole life and had a fillion pounds in the bank.

by green923jade December 3, 2016

direct file dysfunction

(aka DFD) When a shitty instant messenger file transfer crashes halfway through leaving you empty and unsatisfied.

My MSN has direct file dysfunction.

by Requiett April 9, 2008