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Masturbation

The act of shaking your penis or rubbing your vagina to pleasure your sexual wants.
Masturbation is a good way to practice sex.
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Masturbation

From the Latin Masturbare: to disturb or confuse, and Manstuprare: to defile and stupify with one's own hand (Manus).

Masturbation is the act of trying to gain sexual gratification from one's own genitals without a sexual partner. In our current society, we fail to see what the act of self pleasure really is. It is bred out of isolation and selfishness.

Our current culture has sold and commodified Sexuality, spreading the idea that Masturbation is natural. Do whatever you would like. I am not forcing you to take my position, but if you would like to know more then continue reading.

In the book 'Think and Grow Rich' by Napoleon Hill, Hill speaks on the power of what he calls Sexual Transmutation. Basically, he had found that men of great success learn to 'transmute' their Sexual energy aka "horniness" into their work or some other venture. Your Sexual energy is in fact very, very powerful. After all, it has the very power to create and bring another human being into this world, Just think what it could create if it was properly harnessed...
I'll end this giant wall of text I made with a few notable names of those who have practiced Sexual Transformation; Muhammad Ali(World Champion Boxer), Terry Crews(Actor), C. S. Lewis(Writer), Ralph Waldo Emerson(Writer), Sir Isaac Newton(Physicist), Sigmund Freud(Psychologist), Nikola Tesla(Inventor), Carl Jung(Psychologist), Steve Jobs(Apple), Mike Tyson(Boxer), Miles Davis(Famous Jazz musician), Abraham Lincoln and many many more
Marxism is the 'Masturbation' of Ideologies,

all it does is leave you feeling cold and empty inside...
by Radical~Will~i8am September 23, 2020
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NPR Masturbation

"Do you listen to This American Life?" - John
"It's a pretty good candidate for NPR masturbation." - Charlene
by ImaHonky April 19, 2009
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Failsturbation

The act of falling asleep or passing out while masturbating.
George is the king of failsturbation...he is always passing out jerking his dong.
by kel80mak September 30, 2011
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masturbation rush hour

The time where no one is home and someone is coming home and your masturbating
Jim was having a good time during masturbation rush hour right before his family came home
by u lose May 11, 2015
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Pasturbation

Masturbating after you cum, it usually doesn't feel pleasing.
After my girlfriend took my load I did a little bit of pasturbation to keep the mood.
by Pop11 August 19, 2015
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ficsturbation

"That fic induces ficsturbation!"
by Sunnan April 28, 2016
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