Fake diamond

A girl who is really vain and shows off too much around people or by them selves

Girl 1 showing off in front off others

Girl 2 what a fake diamond

by anonymous September 24, 2016

fake numbered

When you ask for some digits and instead get a number to some weird company or their grandma

Guy 1: Bro i just got my crush's digits!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!

by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015

Fake Thursday

Fake Thursday is the phenomenon in which, on any given Wednesday, at some point you will think (or say), "at least tomorrow is Friday!". And then you will realize you are a victim of "Fake Thursday".

Tony Bob: Whew, at least tomorrow is Friday, amirite?

Everyone: oooh, Fake Thursday gotcha!

by Tony Bob WI July 26, 2023

Fake AirPods

Fake AirPods were copied from Apple to make broke people look Rich

Jeff, sup bob

Bob, What?? I can’t speak BROKE

Jeff, What do you mean kid your speaking Broke right now!!! Those are Fake Airpods!!!

by TheRealSavageIsAlreadyHere March 31, 2019

hippy faked

When you're driving down the street and see the back of what you think is a hot chick with beautiful hair down to her ass, who then turns around and it's a guy like willie nelson.

"Damn that chick is fine! Oh no, I got hippy faked!"

by pete460 October 12, 2012

fake thurl

When a person does something for an image thats not their character for attention or to seem cool.

This dude jgotti post a hellcat acts like he owns it thats fake thurl.

by Armani Waite December 5, 2020

Fake Math

A term used by those who know beforehand that they don’t stand a chance to pass their math test or exam unless they resort to lying, cheating, or bribery—they often blame the teacher for bias against them, practicing unfair grading, or setting unrealistic or artificial questions that are confusing and open to different interpretations.

Guesstimate how many Trumpublican students in red states every year would scapegoat fake math for their failure to get a passing grade in their middle- or high-school math paper rather than putting in the time and effort to master the math concepts.

by MathPlus September 14, 2021