color-as-functor

Corollary of gesture-theory (theory-of-action) in which humans are functors and symbols are actors.

Gesture-theory implies that action is the control of space. Thus symbols human beings make--such as gestures--not human beings themselves; control space.

Color is the only actor (space-controller) that is not a symbol and also acts as a functor.

Color-as-functor implies that color precedes consciousness FROM THE FUTURE indicating that colors may be conscious (chakras).

by tomorrowtomorrow March 23, 2019

Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

by t joey November 7, 2019

definition report function test

test defintion.

definition report function test

by Gaia V2 May 29, 2021

clear the function

when a bunch of niggas with ski masks pullup to shootup a party and leave no witnesses

bro 1: yo bro we out to clear the function?
bro 2: aight bet

(pulls up)
*gunshots*

by thatoneguy0991 February 12, 2023

The Arizona Funnel

The action of closing a womans "clitoris" after squirting Carolina Reaper juice inside the "vaginal area"

WheN my wife wanted to spice up thing in bed, I had to give her The Arizona Funnel

by 1037464628 September 1, 2023

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

Funnel

Funnel or Funneling is an expression also used in the world wide popular MMORPG "World of Warcraft". The consept of the word was invented (as story is beeing told) by Exellia and Ljungfrau on the pvp server Vashj. The best place to preform a funnel is in the Draenei city "Exodar". To do this you need a mage, simply for the ability they have to make portals. What you do is create a portal behind the place where you will end up if you take the portal. Line up as many people as possible. Run towards the portal click it and you will end up where you started. Do this rapidly over and over again. It's hillarious.

"zomg lulz let's go to exodar and funnel"

by hixcie May 29, 2008