Faith

it is the hope and courage in things unseen, yet real!

Faith in the wind, God

by debbink8 December 19, 2008

Old Faithful

n.

1. The act of flatulating under the covers while in bed and spitting in the air so your significant other has to cover his or her face. Thus forcing them to bask in the ambiance. A variation of the dutch oven, just more sinister.

Footnote:
The victim of the Old Faithful is forced to choose between the lesser of the two evils: saliva or methane. It's win/win and %100 percent effective. Hence Old Faithful.

Last night my wife was complaining about me never talking to her after we have sex. So, I took a deep breath, let one slide, and gave her an Old Faithful. Needless to say we're separated now, but she had it coming.

by jason "jewboy" tracy July 14, 2008

Leap of Faith

A huge 2 story ledge next to a large double set that only one skater, Jamie Thomas, has ever landed.

The Leap of Faith is a sick spot, but I would only try it if I had a death wish.

by Ricky Benda June 2, 2005

faith healer

Person who restores one's faith in the opposite sex after a series of bad relationships.

Fran: So it was his idea for you to round off the romantic break in New York with an afternoon's shopping in Macy's? Jesus, that guy is a total faith healer!
Lil: Yup.

by CougarSW2 November 12, 2004

Fajita Facial

Noun. The act of placing ones face in a wet vagina and rubbing the entirety of it ensuring total coverage. Once the face has been fully covered in the natural fluids produced by the female genetalia it is left to dry. Once dried the fluids are peeled off like a facial performed at a day spa.

Sorry man, I can't go out yet, I haven't peeled off my fajita facial.

by Lavazzza September 24, 2007

faith

a person with an extremly large left foot.

"wow, did you see that person!"
"yah, they had a bad case of the Faith!"

by Jessica +Russell <3 January 30, 2009

Faith

Noun: the purposeful suspension of critical thinking.

A. Global warming isn't happening. We can't end the earth; only God can make such an ultimate judgement!
B. But a worldwide scientific consensus agree that global warming is happening and that it's man made. That's solid evidence. What's your evidence?

A. My faith is my evidence.

B. You're absolutely delusional.

by Toblucz September 9, 2016