Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express

To have sex on a train.

Jennifer and I were Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express on the way home from London last night when the ticket collector caught us! It was so embarrassing!

by who_dares_wins August 1, 2011

self expression

the act of doing the same thing as everyone else. let's admit it people everyone does it the same way.

self expression is a load of crap

by coochiecrook503 September 7, 2003

Pussy Express

The metaphorical train on which one rides upon getting pussy.

I totally rode the pussy express last night.

by NCVikings February 7, 2012

alaskan express

the use of frozen male fecies as a dildo

hero-"so dude i was bangn this hot chick and i had an idea. we could freez of my dookies and she could stick it in her vagina and orgasm."
hiscoverer- "i belive thats called the alaskan express, i saw it on late-night history channel

by matman April 25, 2006

What's the Pony Express?

inter. Anything dealing with sex.

Lets write a report on the Pony Express, but not get you pregos

by shaqualooloo April 6, 2005

hot load express

when a man is deep inside a woman and he cums he squeezes his ass muscles together and cums deep inside her

man i screwed that chick last night and when she made me cum i gave her a hot load express

by donald mac dougall February 8, 2003

Hot Russler Express (HRE)

Simultaneously chugging a rum and coke while kicking ass at Halo

"Did you see Blake this weekend? He rode the Hot Russler Express (HRE) on Saturday night.

by shggar December 26, 2008