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emopression

(Noun) Depression with music. Most often sufferers from emopression will seclude themselves from others and may even forego from activties they may have previously adored, such as weed, friends, or World of Warcraft, to drift into a state of reliance on music (often the emo genre).
Friend 1: Hey, let's go play some WoW.
Jason: Naw, I'm gonna go listen to music...
Friend 2: Hey, dude, let's go bowling.
Jason: *No response with headphones on*
Friend 1: Hey, Friend 1, we gotta get Jason out his emopression soon before he does some rash.
Friend 2: I concur.
by VeGeToIsE July 28, 2008
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depression boner

Depression boner, is when you have a boner because of an even that makes you sad but in response it gives you a raging boner
For example tanner has gotten the biggest depression boner of his life because his poor pooch has been killed
by tanner the poor pooch March 21, 2017
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depressionist

One of my finely tuned skills is being the happiest functioning depressionist you’ve ever met.
by Nicolaolly February 10, 2021
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Winter Depression

A person who gets more irratable or sad in the Winter because they don't like snow or cold.
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Guy 1: I don't get why my girlfriends been sadder than normal. She's been pregnant for a month now and she was so happy at first, but ever since winter just started, she's been sadder.

Guy 2: Aww, I don't know...Maybe she just has a case of WINTER DEPRESSION. Obviously, she can't be PMSing.

Guy 1: Ya you're probably right about having Winter Depression.

Guy 2: I mean have you been in any recent fights with her?

Guy 1: Nothing recent.

Guy 2: Then you've got nothing to worry about
by xDGoMuSiCxD January 2, 2010
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Pre-Potter-Depression

The sad moments that come before reading the 7th book because everyone has already spoiled the deaths.
I got Pre-Potter-Depression after Shannon told me who all died.
by jkjrfkej August 9, 2007
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Infinity War Depression

That Depressing Feeling You Get After Watching 'The Avengers: Infinity War'. Mainly Because Of The Ending.
Toby: I Saw Infinity War Last Night.
Eric: Oh Cool, How'd You Like It?
Toby: It Was Cool, But Now I Have 'Infinity War Depression'
by Tsukinae June 9, 2018
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postpartying depression

A condition that occurs in people who have been partying heavily for a continuous period of time and come to a sudden cease of this activity. Often accompanied by symptoms of fatigue, insomnia, crying episodes, irritability and a general sense of hopelessness, due to psychological adjustments to regular everyday life.
- Why are you so mopy today? - why, I miss partying man! I think I got postpartying depression! Everything's back to "normal" now; shit, I hate it! I ain't ready dude! and my next party's till I don't know when. I don't know what I'm gonna do ...
by Cybercass December 26, 2009
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