Used as a emotional crutch following a failed relationship, an Edward is a superficial distraction from your own mental anguish to be dropped at the first sign that relationship's revival. Although technically a human being, you'll never be emotionally capable of thinking of him/her that way.
Person A: I want to do something to make my Ex jealous.
Person B: Well, you could always call one of your Edwards.
Person B: Well, you could always call one of your Edwards.
by WaldoE September 30, 2013
Get the Edward mug.A sexy person, with a really large cock who will fuck the mess out of you and have you begging for more. Eduardo Retardo is loved by all.
by squirt squirt queef June 28, 2010
Get the Eduardo Retardo mug.Related Words
Edmar
• Edmar Jafet Reyes
• Edmara
• Edmarc
• Edmarck
• Edmard
• Edmarie
• edmario
• edmark
• edmark special
The act of having sex while being stoned and high. Derived from the fact that Edward Cullen looks like, and probably is, stoned. Did I mention he also looks like a toad?
by twilight_schmilight March 31, 2009
Get the Edward Cullen mug.Means that you are a talented skier. You have the ability to acomplish your dreams and it is the best last name, period!
by William Edwards III January 21, 2008
Get the Edwards mug.He is guy who usally is nervous or shy around other people because he thinks he’ll get embarrassed but he’s usally a nice,funny,loving ,good looking person.
You don’t know the real Edward.....
by True_gxd November 19, 2017
Get the Edward mug.The main character from the Manga and Anime, "Fullmetal Alchemist". In an attempt to bring their mother back to life, his little brother loses his entire body, and Edward Elric loses is leg. He sacrifices his arm and binds Alphonse's soul to a suit of Armor. To regain their original bodies, they set out in search of the mysterious "Philospher's Stone." He becomes a State Alchemist at the age of 12, the youngest in the military's history, and recieves the title of, "Fullmetal".
He is very short.
If you call him short, he will try to kill you.
He dislikes his superior officer, Colonel Roy Mustang, and consistently bickers with him throughout the series.
He is very short.
If you call him short, he will try to kill you.
He dislikes his superior officer, Colonel Roy Mustang, and consistently bickers with him throughout the series.
Envy: Come here, PIPSQUEAK!!
Edward Elric:Don't call me PIPSQUEAK!! AHHH!! *Bashes Envy's head in with his automail arm*
Edward Elric:Don't call me PIPSQUEAK!! AHHH!! *Bashes Envy's head in with his automail arm*
by Fullmetal Alchemist Freakazoid April 4, 2013
Get the Edward mug.by Dennis Nguyen March 4, 2008
Get the Dirty Edgar mug.