docking

The act of covering the head of a cut cock with the foreskin of an uncut cock.

Another reason Fruity liked docking with Barney D was because it was the only way Fruity could get his bellend covered with smegma. Circumsized guys cannot make smegma.

by C-Unit Racing August 2, 2007

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drinking problem

a problem experienced by many whenever they attempt to drink

It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

by utterlybasil June 24, 2015

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Secondhand Drinking

Getting another persons alcohol induced vomit into your mouth without intending it.

Hot Drunk Bitch: Let's make out, I'm so trashed.

You: Okay.

Hot Drunk Bitch: vomits into your mouth

You: Fuck that! That was some nasty ass secondhand drinking right there!

by waggy04 February 21, 2009

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Drinking too much, too quickly. This is done until one is at the point where he is shouting nonsequiturs at the blender and mumbling sweet nothings to the fat chick in the corner who has done nothing but pout and eat pretzels since she arrived.

Guy 1: Oh man, I can feel a bout of aggressive drinking coming on tonight!
Guy 2: That is such a bad idea.
Guy 1: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my impending glory...

by DeanV! May 23, 2009

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Button-Docking

Similar to conventional docking, however an uncircumcised man's foreskin engulfs an outtie belly button. This activity is available to both homosexual and heterosexual couples.

Have you heard of the button-docking party happening tomorrow night? Outties and uncircumcised lads only!

I discovered that Linda had an outtie, so I totally button-docked my tip to that shit!

by Dr. Belly Fucker January 5, 2010

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