the bus driver

A man that jerks off two men at the same time simulating a big steering wheel

Michael drove the bus driver for bozy and Timbo until they reached their destination

by Your new son October 28, 2017

jersey driver

very skilled at driving a car; know what stop means

Jersey drivers get beeped at in Philadelphia for stopping at the stop signs.

by a smart woman August 28, 2006

teenage driver

teen age drivers are one of the worst and best types of drivers out there. they are bad because they are inexperienced and good because all of the latest rules are fresh in there minds.

she is a teenage driver, and hot.

by my name is a secret shhh March 3, 2011

taxi driver's tan

A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'

I was wiping my arse this morning, but I breached the hull and got a taxi driver's tan.

by Tom Scott February 18, 2004

Tombstone pile driver eat out

a sexual position in which the giving partner holds the receiver upside down and proceeds to vigorously lick the genitals

Yo I tombstone pile driver eat out my girlfriend while watching wrestling

by goldust January 14, 2009

mercedes driver

Rich ass mother fuckers who think they own the road and have no sense of direction

Watch out Mercedes driver ahead were going to crash

by Chubbs97 January 30, 2016

BMW Driver

Bunch (of) Monkey Wankers. BMW

do u no wot BMW really stands for? its Bunch of Monkey Wankers

by That solid copper from fat sams November 13, 2004