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boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)
by Choda Boy 57 May 7, 2008
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dingous

a smarter, more pompous way of saying or writing "dingus." german for "thing." also a gadget or an uncommonly heard way of calling somebody an idiot.
A: "you dingus."
B: "you're the dingous."
by Tyler Suave July 10, 2006
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING

This phrase is a form of trash talk commonly used while shouting at really bad kids, who quite frankly, dont know what they are doing.

Usually associated with Halo 3, where you completely rape the other team. Tsquared asks Walshy it all the time.
"WALSHY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WE JUST GOT 25 UNCONTESTED SECONDS IN THE MIDDLE!!!"

"OGRE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
by Butterrzz December 3, 2009
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doing the grownup

Having sex, bumping uglies, the wild thing. What your parents do and think we don't know.
Oh my god did you see Lauren and Josh? Their doing the grown-up!
by Josh July 14, 2005
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Doing A Wheeler

Ejaculating in one's own eye during masturbation, primarily when being masturbated by someone else.
Oh no, I'm doing a wheeler
Charles did a wheeler last night
Have you ever done a wheeler?
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Doing The Laundry

One girl pushes her anal prolapse into another girl's anal prolapse.
It looks like two pink socks that need washing. Are you dirty girls doing the laundry?
by WooRaaahLiviLaaah April 2, 2012
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doing numbers

When a tweet starts gaining traction & popularity. Usually with many retweets and favs/likes.
Damn, your tweet is doing numbers bruh!
I know man, I had to turn my phone notifications off.
by golfboys September 3, 2016
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