Rocket Docket

The act of ramming a gavel up a woman's ass while wearing judge's robes and yelling "Rocket Docket!"

I took a hot paralegal back to my chambers, then I gave her the rocket docket on the bench.

by John Q. Hofstetter September 10, 2007

Deckermushita

The stylistic and wealthy art of giving your partner three Dutch ovens, followed immediately by taking a Cleveland steamer in your partner's eyes, and squishing the shit back and forth, up and down between his/her eyelids.

Not to be confused with the Japanese term "Dekimashita", which means "Finished". "Deckermushita" is pronounced Deh-ker-mush-tuh.

Bro 1: Dude, I gave your mom fourteen deckermushitas last wednesday.

Bro 2: FUCK, HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH SHIT?

by GaveYerMomADeckermushita June 7, 2011

docker mouth

to give oral pleasure to your boss, and occasionally his dress pants (dockers) may get in your mouth

Bro 1: Did you hear what Maddie did to Mr. Williams?
Bro 2: No, not a clue.
Bro 1: She needed a raise so she blew him.
Bro 2: No shit, did she get a case of docker mouth?
Bro 1: Yea a whole zipper.

by WolfInSheepsClothes September 28, 2014

Makenna Danielle Deckert

She is the most amazing and Beautiful girl in the entire world, no universe. She is kind, loving, caring, and absolutely the best any man could ever want. She can be very self conscious but knows deep inside she is beautiful. She always stays faithful to her man. She loves him very much. dont mess with her boy or she will mess you up.

Makenna Danielle Deckert is beautiful.

by keeplovinyou November 29, 2011

decked out

to be excited about seeing someone, doing something, etc. or to not be excited.

i was so decked out to see my ex!!!
i wasnt decked out when i found out we had to do a drug test.

by alysserson June 10, 2007

upper decker

To put toilet paper over someone elses poo when the toilet is clogged and then take a shit on top of the original poo.

I shit on eric's poo because he clogged the toilet and there was nowhere else to go.

by grind January 16, 2004

Decker

A persona that usually stems from a lack
of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or
cajones. The person is also usually a
brown noser, as they try to please
whomever they meet. In an effort to be
accepted by the entire world and will socially accomodate
anyone they meet in an attempt to be
popular and liked by everyone. More often
than not,

You Point out something sutch as good news and you get a responce known as a "decker" "no you did not" with a cocky high pitch laugh added.

-Center of attention
-Need to elimate anyone seeming cooler

by Tugjugger October 1, 2014