Diversion

The official version of what really happened to Di

I have my suspicions regarding that Diversion. No, I bleave that Diversion, don't ye?

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Fuck diver

When a singer ususlly in porn music or a fuck diva usually the same thing after there performance dives off the stage and into the audience and lets anyone who wants to fuck them.

Kathy is a fuck diver.

by Deep blue 2012 October 19, 2009

Holy Diver

A sexual act where a guy puts his hands together like he's praying and proceeds to dive his hands into a loose vagina then prys his hands apart so he can fit his dick between them so he can fuck his hands in order to get off inside an otherwise unfuckable gaping hole .

"It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway untill I performed the Holy Diver on her"

by PartyM4rty November 2, 2018

muff diver

When a male or female goes down into an unknown area of a woman. Only good when women has shower but if she does not then it developes algi and can sometimes spred harmful substances to the next sexual partner, IT DOES NOT TASTE NICE!!!!!

Boy: Houston, we have a problem
Houston: What's your status?
Boy: I've dropped a 2p coin and I havn't heard it land yet
Houston: How much oxygen do you have left?
Boy: Not much, tell my wife I love her

e.g. Man, you're one dirty muff diver
e.g. Yo dude, wot's that stuff round your mouth? You bin muff diving?

by George Fayers January 12, 2007

Betsy DeVirus

Like a disease without a cure and the worst thing to happen to public education since school shootings, STD’s and dress codes. The appointed head of the Department of Education who is a supporter of Donald Trump’s desire to fund private Christian schools with taxpayer money.

Did you see what Betsy DeVirus made last year from her Scamway fortune? Yeah, probably enough to pay teachers enough to live on after she fits the public education system.

by Sonicbo0mz December 1, 2020

Divi

A Guyanese girl who is 5 feet tall and is identified as a cup.

The divi behind the SLAUGHTER

by Nigerianuncle April 15, 2020

diiirty

filth, not savory. Smelly, tasteless.

dirty like a french man

by strape November 22, 2003