Disingenuine

to be fake; not mean it

Jasdeep: hey Nirmal you'll miss me wont' you?
NIrmal: FOR SURE!
Jasdeep: you sound so disingenuine

by Jasdeep21321 December 9, 2008

Scuba Diving

When a guy slides a hand down his pants without realizing it. Normally happens while watching T.V.

Hey bro my girlfriend is coming over, will you make sure your not scuba diving in front of her like you always do.

by teitezzy January 3, 2011

diving

More subjective than merely surfing the web, diving involves the delving through layers of websites and old hyperlinks while searching for something that lies within the watery depths of the internet.

While diving, the webmaster encountered his old favorite recepie for chicken a la king, not to mention the old English lady's secret to prize-winning blueberry cobbler.

by Xopher November 26, 2005

Disingenuous

A word that gets thrown around in discussions in order to discredit an opposing side, sometimes for stating facts that one side couldn't refute. Often used by individuals to project and can be a gateway to Ad hominem.

Person 1: You're spewing nonsense and being disingenuous.

Person 2: I provided information and sources and you choose to ignore it, how am I being disingenuous?

Person 1: So.....you're not disingenuous. You're just full of shit.

Person 2: *facepalm* What does it even means anymore?

by Idiot Finder April 7, 2020

munch diving

the act of indulging in an article of food such as you would with pussy if you were muff diving

"damn im hungry. Lets go be a schosid and get a salad so we can go munch diving."

by billy basket weaver July 26, 2008

scubba diving

where you shuv your tonge up a womens fanny

i went scubba diving yestrdy =D w00t

by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007

Dumpster diving

Dumpster diving is when you are providing oral services for a female with a particularly fishy disposition

Dude 1: Dude why does your face smell like bad cooch?
Dude 2: Oh yea man I just finished dumpster diving Lindsay Lohan

by bzerkap April 10, 2015