Digital Serf

A Digital Serf is a person who lacks property or wealth, and yet has access to a wide range of Internet Enabled devices such as Smart Phones, Tablets PCs, Gaming Consoles, Laptops, and Net Books.

Like previous generations of the working class who lacked property and means, the Digital Serf still finds distraction from their dreary life, but unlike their historic comrades the opiate of the masses today is the every present Internet delivered on cheap, and often portable devices.

by jackmylumber August 17, 2011

Digital Tourette's

it should be called Digital coprolalia

1. Uncontrolled and unfettered uttering
of profanities whilst online.

2. Some things said during a fit of "Online Coprolalia" will be completely uncalled for and may result in uncontrolled LOL's and rofl's and coffee spurting through ones nose.

misquoted examples of Digital Tourette's on FB

1.person on facebook = "Had a shitty day"
Megan = " awww that not fun!! Vagina."

2. person on facebook = " my boss is crap"
Ms Clark = "Mother fuckers. Go in and kick their chicken butts."

by Not-someone-else January 27, 2012

Digital scrapbooker

Digital scrapbooker is the person who creates scrapbook that is done using a personal computer, digital or scanned photos and computer graphics software. This profession is also known as a custom scrapbook designer.

Each digital scrapbooker has a personal scrapbooking style. As a digital scrapbooker, I am able to branch out to the many needs of clients and conform to what your individual style is.

by jennis_amorer July 3, 2014

digital stranger

A person that you temporarily treat as a close personal friend that which you have met via digital means, i.e. online, IM, mobile, etc, that you affiliate, support, recognize and/or communicate with in some form but yet, you have never physically met "live, or "in person"; face to face.

When I get a heart felt reply, sent to me via text message 2 or 3 months after I sent the original message; I reply to them as a if they are a digital stranger.

by dhued November 2, 2014

Digital coma

When there's been a noticably long period of time in which a person has made no online posts, they are suspected to be in a digital coma - therefore unable to post any updates.

"Have you heard anything from Charlie lately?"
"No, and he hasen't posted anything either"
"He must be in a digital coma"

by 5ghayter January 13, 2015

digital diet

A diet in which one plays video games, watches television shows, or goes on social media such that they forget to take the time to eat.

"Is he going to come eat dinner?"
"No, he's on the digital diet - he's binge watching another show on Netflix."

by nobody_of_any_importance January 13, 2016

digital orgasm

That intense, all-consuming, eruptive feeling you get when you haven't met a person in real-life, only online (totally randomly or through mutual offline friends), but looking at their photos gives you an orgasmic sensation and sends shivers down your spine.

Know the one? ;-)

Well, that's "digital orgasm" for ya!

It tends to exponentially intensify the likelier it is that you will actually get to meet this person in real-life and experience a real-life orgasm with him or her.

So, no - it's not reserved exclusively to your online celebrity crushes. ;-)

Ultimately - it is a soul and mind sensation!

While looking at someone's Facebook or Instagram photos, thinking: "WoW, I think I just had a digital orgasm!"

by multikulturana May 13, 2016