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Big Ass Gorilla Donkey Dick

Refers to a exceptionally large penis, weighing between 5-10lbs. Most commonly found on African Americans but occasionly on caucasians, but never Asians.
Yo dat nigga got a Big Ass Gorilla Donkey Dick!
by Evan Boy February 2, 2009
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DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK

Abbreviated DYFWMD, this is a phrase commonly used in place of "don't mess with me", but with a more traditional meaning of "leave my penis alone".

This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.

True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.
Masculine Form - Contemporary

Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Masculine Form - Traditional

Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Feminine Form

Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)
by munkman September 19, 2011
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doorknob dick

someone who has a stubby dick
u have a doorknob dick
by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005
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dog's dick

1. A poor example of its type.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.

The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.
'That was a dog's dick of a chat up, mate.'
'That CG125 of yours is a dog's dick.'
by black_dog March 27, 2007
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Dog dick

Metal rail straps that have a piece of metal hanging from the end that has to be beat off by a sledge hammer.
Get the hammer and beat that dog dick off that strap.
by Digibender June 24, 2019
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doush dick

Noun. An asshole who puts someone else down to make themselves look and or feel better. Mainly used after a cock blocking maneuver
Dude, why you got to be such a doush dick?

Hey, Doush Dick, leave your ego in the car next time.

If that Doush Dick cock blocks me one more time...
by FenThing November 30, 2007
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dookie dick

dookie dick is what happens to your dick when you have butt sex with a dirty butt.

Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.

In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.
"My boi Earl done got his dookie dick last night, been makin people smell it all morning."

Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
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