Dickmatized

When a woman, (usually later in life and/or after having more sexual experiences/partners), finally enjoys herself sexually and becomes obsessed/emotionally entangled with the specific man she enjoyed herself with the most, unable to separate the physical from emotional. Generally only affects pick-me's, and actually creates more severe pick-me behavior.

When women's sexual freedom is stigmatized, men are able to dickmatize them.

Thanks patriarchy!

"Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He dickmatized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs"

-Wood by Taylor Swift

by thurstie_with_a_k November 9, 2025

crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

by CrazyCoolGuy April 4, 2016

Twisting Dicknato

A motion in which you grasp a mans genitalia and twist with both hands. Kind of like you are twisting salt out of a salt grinder.

While her and her husband were arguing she got angry and gave him the good old Twisting Dicknato!

During a wrestling match someone in the audience screamed “twist his dick!! Give him a Twisting Dicknato!”

by Britt Nicole 98 October 25, 2019

Self Dickeat

When you ask someone to look up something for the sole intent of making yourself look good.

"Need a report on what happened at the Rally on November 11th 2019."

-He knows exactly what he's doing, self dickeat

by UncleWho November 11, 2022

Conshy Dickbag

Typically a Pennsylvania white who resides in “Conshy” , who cries liberal tears and pretends to be an elite. May even hold the job status of a “banker”, but is ultimately poor. Often found living in small dwellings, because they are poor. Commonly named Jeremy or Jer-Bear or even JB.

“Yo, isn’t that dude Jer an elite banker?”

“Nah, I thought so too but he is just a Conshy Dickbag!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon February 2, 2023

Cod Dickeating Syndrome

Somebody who supports the gaming franchise Call of Duty no matter what. Can also go by "CDS" or "CDES"

"Jesus, Jerry must have a bad case of Cod Dickeating Syndrome to be supporting Black Ops 7"

by BillNyetheAngryGuy January 18, 2026

Wet Willy Dickbag

An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.

He saw me lick my hand and still shook my hand, what a wet willy dickbag

by Mpierre October 6, 2021