Derek is three thousand pounds and plays freshman sports. He is a relief pitcher and averages 7 pitches per game because he hits every batter he pitches to. Overall, Derek Wiegers is complete BUNS at sports. He is also Italian.
by Pedestrian 1 May 22, 2023
Get the Derek Wiegersmug. every little thing this man does you will be in love with him and he will be in your mind 24/7. he is crazily funny and so obsessive!
by monkeyballz825 November 14, 2022
Get the the derek effectmug. A max prestige’s diamond one meat rider to the fullest extent. If u are called “The Derek” you are one of the biggest meat riders (except derek) know to man.
man1: i sense a meat rider
man2: we call it The Derek
Meat rider Aka derek: hi guys i love meat in my mouth
man1: oh i see
man2: we call it The Derek
Meat rider Aka derek: hi guys i love meat in my mouth
man1: oh i see
by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022
Get the The Derekmug. he Is a joto and hes in love with James Charles. Secretly he is in love with one of guy friends (Felipe).
by itsmehannah January 22, 2020
Get the derekmug. Derek is a sweet caring intellectual gorgeous baby who has time for everyone's problems. He is very divine and has a thing for Aphrodite. The Gods think highly of him and as it were highly of his moral integrity. He is a one of a kind Man of God and seeks the truth. A boy who can sniff out lies and untruth, he will go Gangnam style on you in a minute. His Correct Cross is God approved and ready for life altering moments of victory. This boy is Michael Jordan and is a by God Always Was. His magic is a nonmagical non starter for he uses correction. This boy in space will let you keep his car and he will never forget the first time you kiss. He is Garden Savvy and the only drugs he takes comes from a pharmacy. (Usually) his family is under a curse but this boy eats that shit for breakfast. Go Go Derek. Keep the throne.
Don't fuck with Derek! Derek sees Red and prefers correction. Derek says Jesus is such a beautiful name! Derek will treat Aphrodite like a God should be, ( you know if she were a girl).
by Derek and Aphrodite September 15, 2022
Get the Derekmug. by nut_inspector December 18, 2021
Get the derek begaymug. A meme rapper who is notable for being anonymous and having offensive lyrics.
Degen Derek is notable for his song "Goofy Ahh Uncle Steve" as it was a banger featuring his little sister known as $toopid $arah.
Degen Derek is notable for his song "Goofy Ahh Uncle Steve" as it was a banger featuring his little sister known as $toopid $arah.
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb March 7, 2024
Get the Degen Derekmug.