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Dave Grohl

by Dylan Grohl October 21, 2008
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Dave Crave

The unberably strong urge to listen to, look at, or go to a concert of Dave Matthews Band.
I couldn't go to the concert last night and I have such a bad Dave Crave right now!
by Suck me hard September 15, 2010
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Dave Wright

A huge fat, ugly, (usually ginger haired) man that repels women. Also a form of any of the above, with the C word put after it.
The name comes from the inspiration behind Sloth Fratelli from the film "The Goonies". The actor (Not widely known, was from Yorkshire, England) decided to play his role on the basis of an acquaintance he knew while growing up, namely David Ian Wright. It is not thought to be offensive, more comical as the two still remain acquaintances to this day.
*Looking at basically a fat version of Sloth Fratelli from The Goonies but with company that doesn't favour foul language*

"Look at that Dave Wright, he's as big as Chubby Checker"

Or "He's as much of a stud as a Dave Wright"
by Englishhammer December 14, 2010
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Dave Ferrit

Dave Ferrit is a mythical man that appears when there is great weather for extra curricula activities such as day drinking, barbecues, going to the beach etc. (a good day for it).
“Hey, did you want to go to Tim’s to have a swim and some drinks on Saturday, I heard Dave Ferrit is gonna be around?”
by Hog.Rider December 30, 2021
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Dave Chappelle

A very funny black comedian, host of the hit sketch comedy show, "Chapelle's Show".
Gradually got pissed off with Hollywood and went home to South Africa. After this excursion, he went to a small town where he still resides today.
Quit Comedy Central because he saw a white crew member laughing oddly at one of his skits while filming. Kinda contradictory because racism was his main subject matter, but meh.
Dave Chappelle : "Sir, I am in no way shape or form affiliated with neaggardom!"
Funny when black people laugh.
Racist when white people laugh.
by suburban white kid July 7, 2008
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dirty dave

A dirty dave is a sexual act of such inscrutable lecherousness that there are no words in the English language to accurately describe the act. The term is named after U.S. Rep. David Rivera (R-FL) who famously used taxpayer money to try to perform the salacious act on an escort.
"Dude, the dirty dave makes the dirty sanchez and two girls one cup seem like softcore vanilla skinemax"; "I spent all night trying to dirty dave her harder than David Rivera on his constituents".
by marcor August 20, 2012
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Steamy Dave

It's where the male shits half way out, you know like a prairie dog, and then lets it harden into a penis-shaped form. You can possibly use a type of adhesive to make it harden, but I'm not quite sure what really works yet. Then you pursue to fuck someone really hard with the hardened piece of shit, and resulting in it crumbling in their vagina. Yep.
After four months of preparation, I gave Thelma a Steamy Dave.
by Jefbag October 3, 2009
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