were not dating

Susan were not dating just stop asking me to do stuff with you

Person 1: "Jerry will you go on a picnic with me?"
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'

by JerryDoesThings November 14, 2020

non dating

For people who don't believe in relationships. Going to football games, dinner, movies, weddings, dancing, and the occasional roll in the hay without actually dating. This will more than likely end up as nothing more than a series of booties calls with no emotional ties.

Since we're non dating; I'll pick you up at 8 for dinner, drinks, movie and a quick late night romp.

by Ash993 February 21, 2009

Double Dating

to have multiple dates with different people, in a 24 hour span. Unlike "serial dating," it is specific to the two dates in one day - not an ongoing dating relationship with multiple people.

Guy1: What are your plans tonight?
Guy2: I'm double dating Kara & Veronica. Dinner with Kara at TheRestaurant, then picking up Veronica and getting drinks at TheBar.

by HeartsAndHangovers July 26, 2010

trick dating

The result of an agreed upon friendship gone awry through conscious manipulation on the side of one party; generally involves a series of "hang outs" where one party enjoys the company, while the other maneuvers to turn the corner toward a mutually-desired relationship.

Guy: I'd love to hang out with you, but only as friends.
Girl: Oh sure--that's what I wanted anyway--it's great to have friends from the opposite sex to just hang out with! (meanwhile, she tells her friends the two are dating....)

ex: "I thought we were only friends, but he was trick dating me the whole time, so I had to break up from my non-dating relationship!"

by J2dB2dJ May 27, 2008

safe dating

dating someone really ugly/horrible because you know they'll never leave you

guy #1: id love to leave my girl for a bangin chick, but I won't because i know my girl would never leave me cause she's fat.

guy #2: safe dating is the way to do it!

by peppermint eel February 20, 2008

Online Dating

What a bunch of desperate losers, mostly likely teenagers do on online games because they will never have a date in real life or at least not anytime soon.

Person 1: What do you think about Online Dating?
Person 2: It's absolutely pathetic and you have to be desperate if you do so.
Person 1: I agree 100%, no way would someone even think about doing without being desperate.
Person 2: Exactly, because games are made to have fun.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 11, 2021

software version age dating

revealing your age by referring to the old software you used to use

I though he was like 25 but then he told me that he used to use Illustrator 88 ... so using software version age dating he must be at least 40.

by pixelfairy August 25, 2008