Douchebag Move 

To do something to someone else that was uncalled for and stupid, thus making yourself look like a total douche

If douchebag is the noun, then this is the verb.

That guy just tripped that lady into a water puddle. That was such a douchebag move.

Douchebag Move by Trisepticon 4 July 6, 2009

Douchebag Effect 

Aptly describes the multiplication of Douchebags at a party your hosting. This exponential reproduction usually takes place via txt message or phone call.

Your party begins with 70 people you know and ends with 300 you don't.

Things that are often broken or defaced by those caught up in the douchebag effect include but are not limited to:

Broken Stairs
Broken Floors
Broken Fridges
Broken Windows
Broken Couches
Broken Tables
Broken Speakers
Blood on the walls
Towels used as Toilet Paper
Walls spray painted on
Windows tagged
Stolen Laptops
Stolen Ipods
Stolen Booze
The playing cards you were using to play drinking games with said douchebags in an attempt to make it somewhat enjoyable....... stolen.
Beds peed on
Fire hydrants broken and parts tossed onto your roof.

Nathan: "Hey Tom you recognize any of these 150 people in our living room?"
Tom: "Nope."
Ryan: "They stole my beer and broke our fridge."
Nathan: "Friggin douchebag effect."

Douchebag Effect by TheFormer360Boyz April 7, 2009

Douchebag Face 

A name that is used to refer to someone who is beyond any name you can think of. Has the whole 'Douchebag' concept to them and then some. Short and sweet, and covers all areas that you can't quiet find that right word to say about this person.

For short references you can usedbf. You can use it as freely as you want in front of this douchebag face and they will never know.

So I know this guy, and he's the biggest DBF ever.

You're such a douchebag face.

What a douchebag face!

Brenna: I can't stand him, he thinks he's God's gift to earth...

Steph:...when he really is only a douchebag face. It's okay.

Douchebag Face by Stephaknee August 1, 2009

douchebag flotilla 

A fleet of canoes piloted by drunk, tattooed, shirtless, sunburned and partying douchebags (or douche bags) that floats slowly downriver with the current. Often contains pontoons constructed of 2 or more canoes and a platform placed atop the canoes on which the douches can drink, dance, grill, fire squirt guns, simulate sexual acts, play with dogs and/or heckle others who are trying to enjoy a natural body of water.

The Saco River in New Hampshire and Maine was choking on douchebag flotillas last weekend!

douchebag flotilla by zornimal December 15, 2008

Douchebag Theory 

In the game of guy attracts girl, the only winning strategy for men any more is to simply be a complete tool, or douchebag. The sweet guy will always end up turning into the gay bestfriend with no hope of recovery.

Joe: You hear that Michelle started dating Chad?
Nerd: WTF I POORED MY HEART OUT TO HER JUST LAST NIGHT!
Joe: Well you know how douchebag theory is...

Douchebag Theory by Cosban June 29, 2011

Douchebag Theory 

The hottness of a guys girlfriend is directly proportional to how much of a douchebag the guy is.

Ben: Why don't you ever see a cool dude with a hott girlfriend?
Joel: Ever heard of the douchebag theory? Check it out on Urbandictionary.com!

Douchebag Theory by samerK July 30, 2009

douchebag dad 

fathers at sporting events that are overexuberant in expressing their emotions towards what is happening in the competition.

douchebag dad ran onto the field to celebrate with the team after a first down.

douchebag dad by eroc55 July 30, 2005