douchejuice

a blend of 50% vinegar, 50% water that women use to douche themselves.

"helen could you mix me some douchejuice? i love the way you brew that shit"

by peteypablo204 December 4, 2009

doucheclip

the device used to fasten one's cell phone to their belt.

That guy was beating up the beat and battling so hard, I can't believe his phone stayed in his doucheclip.

by mosdefjenny December 19, 2009

Double Lappy

Getting two lap dances from two strippers at once

Hey man-why don't you take that one and I'll take the other?

I think not...I will have a double lappy.

by dbfloyd December 28, 2009

douche-fuckery

doing something that would be qualified as being a douche.

being a complete asshole when is suits you..

pulling a douche-bag move

Dude, Tom is such an asshole, he needs to quit with all his douche-fuckery

Hitting on your best friends girlfriend is douche-fuckery

by Miss_Carousel March 23, 2010

Doucheblog

n. Blog that has suffered a major change in tone and content following the relationship problems of the author. In essence, a blog which was once insightful, well informed, and topical has spiraled down to one long, bitter, misogynistic rant.

I've been reading Dave's blog for years, but ever since his girlfriend dumped him it's just become a total doucheblog.

by Tagz April 18, 2010

Douche Pump

A pressurized Douche; someone who is so unpleasant that its just unbearable to be around them.

That guy is such a douche pump, I wish he wouldn't follow us around asking to smoke hookah so much. He should be dildo spiked.

by Dr SlangBang May 12, 2010

Double Hudini Smash

When in the act of having anal sex with your partner, you say you have to pull out for a second (to put on another condom or some other reason) then your friend switches in and starts having anal sex with her while you sneek around outside and wave at her through a window. then when she turns to look who is having sex with her your friend punches her in the face and at the same time you punch through the window.

Dude, she was so freaked out when me and my friend Double Hudini smashed her!

by The Majician August 10, 2010