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Donkey Sitter

Someone who takes a last minute, unwanted and dumb stand in an arguement, debate or row
Dude... She's being such a donkey sitter.

She's being the world's worst donkey sitter by being on Alyssa's side
by Danikinssss October 15, 2020
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Healthcare Donkey

A derogatory term used for nurses, EMT's, Paramedics, and doctors that tend to boast about how "essential" they are on social media. They tend to be "so overworked" but have time to choreograph complicated dance routines on platforms such as Tik Tok and Instagram.
"Good luck on your date with Sage. She's a typical healthcare donkey that likes to tell everyone how important she is for the COVID response, yet works part time amount of hours"
by Anon930 December 5, 2020
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Donkey Sled

Advanced version of donkey punch. You fuck at the top of or on stairs. Donkey punch her while inside her and ride her down the stairs like a sled.

Maneuver is traditionally performed on stairs but can be done anywhere there is a decline.

Can be preformed with any partner male or female as long as proper donkey punch technique is used and are able to ride the person down the decline.
My girl is so mad about the other night. We were fucking on the stairs and while I was fucking her I donkey punched her and rode her down like a Donkey Sled.
by Ckluc83 October 9, 2019
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donkey fuckers

i think all irish people are donkey fuckers, said the watt in an online guestbook which was traced to his place of work
by watt is a racist June 23, 2004
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donkey swing

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.
"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"
by T Unit October 8, 2005
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Chunky Donkeys

A slang term used for a full figured female- a term usually used by a brotha.
I am new in town, where can I hook up with some chunky donkeys.
by Dajoho September 22, 2006
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