December 21

Anyone born on this day is one lonely fucker

Damn, David must be lonely. He is born on December 21 after all.

by Reeeeeeeeeeeewwee October 16, 2019

December 25

National eat your own ass and dye your poop and cum in your dog without consent also blow up your gf alah style

You grab your dog after eating your poopy ass and bust a fat one in that shit then put a firework in your gfs ass then boom- December 25

by Cumeaterssss6969 April 22, 2021

December 28

National Zaxby’s day

Everyone has to go out and eat Zaxby’s chicken

Kid:Can we get Zaxbys?

Mom:why

Kid:It’s December 28

Mom: well I guess

by Yes I am that one girl October 17, 2019

December 21, 2012

This is the day according to the ancient myan calendar when the world will end. Everybody should should be informed about this date.

December 21, 2012. A day of infamy.

by Snick and Fsquirrel June 11, 2006

December 20

all i want for christmas is you

This is December 20. Open it.

by Krkič December 20, 2020

december 26th

national holding hands day

Can i hold your hand?
Why
It's December 26th.

by idkkk12345 October 15, 2019

December 22nd

December 22nd
This day is the day the frat monkeys are going to attack. Hide your wife,your children and the mountain dew. Its go time bois.

( @bumblefeetj0ice on twitter to see the frat monkey)

Bob: "Hey Jim its December 22nd..... You know what that means"

Jim: "Grab the fly swatters"

by Bumblefeetj0ice November 18, 2019