Cybershit

The act of using electronic devices while defecating.

Co-worker Rashid: Man you were in the bathroom a long time this morning. What were you doing?

Co-worker Brian: Yea that was at least a 15 minute cybershit because the wifi reception in the crapper is terrible and I needed to generate a meme about the stupid shit you said in the team meeting.

by BigB August 16, 2014

Cyberfart

Someone who floats around online with no purpose in life annoying people. Similar to a common fart. They are not a good person, neither a bad person, just annoying.

A cyber fart typically spams social networks like Reddit submitting hundreds of links everyday.

That cyberfart has floating around reddit today, I think I will just ignore him and hope he goes away.

by Crappy99 July 15, 2017

cyber jacking

When a man or woman can’t get laid in real life, the sit in front of the computer and jackoff.

Quit sitting around the house cyber jacking all the time, go out and purchase some pussy.

by Elwipfo April 22, 2018

cyborgsasquatch

A dude with a podcast, he had sex with my mom and then we found out she’s a dude... this ain’t it chief

Player 1: you cyborgsasquatch is a cool dude
Player 1 again: lol no one says that

by Cyborgs mom October 10, 2018

Urban Cyberer

a person who goes on the urban dictionary chat room lookin to cyber sex usually a fat loser with no social life

theres so many urban cyberer's these days they need to get up and do something with there lifes its pathetic

by kpbabe14 July 11, 2009

cyberpunk

a sub genre of sci-fi usualy whith deep philosophical stments about the nature of freedom and reality. cyberpunk is usualy set in a de - humanised and futuristic society. the protagonist is usualy paranoid or suspicous about society , and usualy gets it right. loads of famous books, films , and comic can be considered cyberpunk, the film "i robot" , and "the matrix" are both cyber punk, even the famous book "1984" can be considered cyber punk , because it is set in a futuristic and de humanised seciety, (admitedly , its original intent was to mimic soviet russia, but it can still be considered cyber punk, loosly)

cyberpunk is not a shalow genre , although many cyberpunk movies are shalow , whith no realy philosophical questions. they are the minority

by seeing-blind September 25, 2005

cyber shot

Drinking your own cum on webcam after jerking-off on cam for someone you assumed was a woman.

He/She: Now eat it! (cyber shot)

by rattttt October 9, 2008