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Cyberfart 

Someone who floats around online with no purpose in life annoying people. Similar to a common fart. They are not a good person, neither a bad person, just annoying.

A cyber fart typically spams social networks like Reddit submitting hundreds of links everyday.
That cyberfart has floating around reddit today, I think I will just ignore him and hope he goes away.
Cyberfart by Crappy99 July 15, 2017
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Cybernate 

To take random extended absences from all you social networking sites and/or computer in general. This may be due to sex, relationships, drug use, and or laziness.
drugs relationships sex

"hey why didnt you come last night, i sent you a message about the party?"

"oh sorry, im cybernating"

"man everyone online is giving me shit"
"maybe you should cybernate till this is all over"
Cybernate by carneyman17 December 24, 2009

cybernaut 

One who spends alot of time in cyberspace.
He's a real cybernaut by spending so much time on computer.
cybernaut by Alan Laskow June 7, 2003

Cyberdate 

A combination of a date and the use of the internet. Can be Facebook Chat, MSN, Yahoo Messenger or any other chat room.
"Are you two talking right now?'
'Yes'
(later)

'Are you two on a date right now?'
'No, unless you want to call it a cyberdate.'
Cyberdate by NJWood January 20, 2010
'I was trolled by a cybernat again today'.
cybernat by 808 State March 6, 2017

Cyberathlete

1. A computer gamer that competes in the official tournaments of the Cyberathlete Professional League (CPL).

2. The term is sometimes used to define a person that competes in computer game tournaments for cash prizes.

3. A registered trademark of the parent company of the CPL.
- fatality is the league's top cyberathlete
Cyberathlete by angel October 6, 2003

cyberfasting 

Taking a break from social networking sites and random time-killing online activities. You still use e-mail and take care of important things (like bills, if you do those online), but avoid instant messaging, YouTube, Twitter, MySpace and Facebook (exceptions: it's the only or best way to get in touch with someone about real-life activities.

The goal is to de-ADD your life and reduce any unhealthy drain on your time and energy so you are more connected to and productive in the real world, ideally making some people happier and healthier who seem addicted to the internet. It can make you more focused and productive.

Being accused of procrastination, stalking/"stalking", having no life, etc. are all signs you need to cyberfast. In some cases, drama magically occurs less and less!
1.
Guy 1: Dude, I haven't seen you on Facebook or AIM in a week! I thought you were dead.
Guy 2: Naw, man, I was just cyberfasting. I get too addicted to cyberspace sometimes! I never get anything done.
Guy 1: Oh, snap--I should do that. Some girl thinks I'm stalking her just because I LOL at all the funny crap she posts all day.

Guy 2: SHE should cyberfast, too.

2.
Lindsay Lohan went on a cyberfast and everyone thought she had been kidnapped or gone to rehab when she disappeared from cyberspace for a few weeks.
cyberfasting by DojiMaidori September 29, 2009