craptologist

An individual whose speciality is crap

Steve is a craptologist when it comes to telling me the truth.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

cryptomaniac

One who is maniacally cryptic.

Nell obsessively hides information from Jean; what a cryptomaniac!

by cryptomaniacthefirst June 28, 2017

Crypto

Crypto is a video game character in a game called Apex Legends. He is the op version of a guy called Bloodhound. He can send out a drone to detect villains around him. His drone has a power called E.M.P were he can break people's sheilds in the game. he came out at season 3

bro have you seen the new crypto character.
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED: dude i just got a legendary crypto skin as soon as I got 12000 coins to get a new legend.

by epic games mate October 16, 2019

craptacular

From the merger of the words crap and spectacular:

adj. - Of the nature of being particularly bad or undesirable

n. - Something that is craptacular as a particularly bad moment, event, or instance.

My car broke down, I was late to work, and I got yelled at by my boss. It was a craptacular morning.

The party was dull and had bad music. It was craptacular.

by EvilCow September 27, 2005

Craptastic

Lame Boring Useless Inane

Craptastic is the bastard child of the word Crappy and Fantastic. Generally meaning something that was either supposed to be good or nice, has become something horrid or disgusting.

Also known to define something as mind numbingly boring/lame.

"Wow, this cake looked good in the catalog but it's taste is craptastic!"

"This new video game I bought got so much I hype that I was anxious to play it but now that I have it's simply craptastic."

by OkiMar August 19, 2008

crypticnoone

To be the best Twitter account in the history of Twitter

Albert : That tweet was a banger
IcyVert : I know. it got me feeling like CrypticNoOne

by Corn⭐ October 6, 2020

Cryptard

The most annoying/retarded fatass in the world.

"Jake, you're such a fucking cryptard.."

by blahblahblah123456734 June 14, 2009