creditcarditis

The "disease" of habitually putting all purchases on a credit card, rather than paying by cash or debit... generally without concern about whether the payments can be made when the invoice arrives.

"It's bad enough that I have a shopping addiction, but I have chronic creditcarditis too!"

by Charles P. Whaley May 18, 2006

credibility prop

(n.) An object or piece of clothing that can be used to prove one's authority, even if they have none. A term coined by Jeff Chapman, a man who's hobby was exploring restricted areas.

The construction workers didn't suspect that I wasn't a worker because of my credibility props.

by S8isonmythumbs November 18, 2010

credix

Modern term for credit, loans, or banking in general.

I carry plenty of credix.

I went to the bank to get some credix.

The teller gave me a printout of my credix.

"Sorry Sir, your card is all out of credix."

by Nate Schultz July 11, 2007

Habbo Credits

Money On All The Hotels, Costing Real Money

Some_Random_Habbo:Hey! Look! Hes Got Loads Of Furni! How Do You Get Furni?
The_Other_Random_Guy: Buy Credits Of Course!

by .=.=3x=.=. June 24, 2005

street credibility

Wörtlich "Straßenglaubwürdigkeit", meint, dass jemand mit einer hohen "street credibility" (abgekürzt "street cred") nicht in einer wohlbehaltenen geschützten reichen Umgebung aufgewachsen ist, sondern "von der Straße kommt", also aus der Unterschicht, Arbeiterklasse in ärmeren Gebieten mit erhöhter Kriminalität, dabei auch selbst oftmals kleinkriminell. Dagegen eine niedrige oder keine "street cred" gilt für Kinder reicherer Eltern des Bürgertums, gute Schulbildung, z.T. Privatschulen.

Eminem hat eine Menge street credibility.

by scrambledmeggs July 25, 2014

credits jet

the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.

this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)

one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.

the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!

i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!

i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2011

Creditless

Opposite of credible, someone unable to be believed or unreasonable to trust

“Grimm said Zombie Man got rover level guns? He’s creditless as fuck”

by Josias793 January 30, 2022