Tanya-Zard-Creator

Someone who writes nonsensical words and their definitions and sends them into urbandictionary.

Oh yeah, he's a total Tanya-Zard-Creator.

by CholeraGarfunkel July 25, 2010

cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time

Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming

by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015

Walmart Creature

Somebody that has worked fulltime at Walmart for a majority of their life also known as a Walmartian. They are the dirtiest of the dirtiest ppl by far. They often mixed up with speds but they have nothing in come on, at all. They have no class and are a skidmark on the underpants of society.

Dan has worked at Walmart since he was 17, therefore he is a walmmart creature/ walmartian.

by Mike Reilly March 18, 2005

creative financing

Becoming a stripper or crack whore to support one's lavish lifestyle or to pay a college tuition.

Thanks to creative financing, Colleen can now afford to attend Monmouth State.

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle June 17, 2004

createblog

The number one online community that offers blog resources, including Blogger, Xanga, MySpace, and Livejournal. Contains user-submitted skins, scripts, tutorials, and much more.

http://createblog.com is the URL address.

by blogwriter May 19, 2005

creature dark

A creature that is part seal, part human, who has soft claws and beady dark eyes. It has an unpredictable and devastatingly violent mood swings. Many casualties are likely to occur when the creature dark gets into one of its rages. In these instances, this creature can be placated with sardine treats or apple sauce. Often, it will put its weight on its hind legs to consume the treats. The creature dark is so fearsome that it can stomp holes into the ground with its claws. If one attempts to take its food, it will give the thief a deadly glare and one tooth will be protruding from its closed lips.
There are a few signs to indicate that the creature dark is ready to assault.
1. The emergence of the angry teeth. The creature will bare its front teeth when it gets mad.
2. The lengthening and hardening of the claws. This can happen in a flash so be alert!

Reporter- "What happened sir?"
Mike- "It's the creature dark! You have to keep it happy or else it'll go on a rampage. I couldn't get the sardine treats out in time and now it has already killed a few people. We have to find it!"
Reporter- "Sir, is that blood on your forehead?"
Mike- "Yes, it's those hard claws. I didn't notice the angry teeth until it was too late!"

by ro. February 16, 2009

CREATURE OF STEEL

Aah, free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of man.

Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten, and thy punishment... IS DEATH

by Minos Prime July 1, 2023